My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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