; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Randomize
