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  Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.

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• Pink eye and boners don't mix very well

  Submitted by Fourstar on Jul 17, 12 at 1:43pm

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• I don't always drink beer, but when I do. I prefer Dos Esquis.

  Submitted by Michfan69 on Jul 17, 12 at 3:39pm

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• How is this different from any other day in the life of a single 20 something male?

  Submitted by rimmion on Jul 17, 12 at 8:22pm

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• Sounds like the chubby ya took home last night sucked ya off, spit it in your eye, and left ya a snack.

  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jul 19, 12 at 9:46am

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• Well ur night was fantastic...

  Submitted by prather123 on Jul 18, 12 at 1:31am

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• Pretty solid night

  Submitted by jiveturkey007 on Jul 18, 12 at 1:18am

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