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  That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it

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• Warm? Mine's always ice-cold...

  Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Mar 18, 12 at 1:38pm

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• But vodka can't lick peanutbutter off of your sack.

  Submitted by Problywasme on Mar 18, 12 at 11:32am

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• Vodka's also a bitch too.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 18, 12 at 1:18pm

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  • Vodka fucked me over 2 years ago. Cant go near it without my stomach turning

    Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Mar 18, 12 at 1:48pm

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• OR YOU COULD MASTURBATE A KITTEN

  Submitted by mrundrcvrmlkman on Mar 18, 12 at 2:41pm

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• @probablywasme that's kind of repulsive

  Submitted by vilemthewinner on Mar 18, 12 at 11:39am

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• til it turns on you, bites you in the ass, and sends you to the hospital

  Submitted by drose4 on Mar 18, 12 at 3:50pm

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