My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I wonder how many elephant loads would be a gallon.
less then one...that Freddy got fingered movie had a fairly accurate depiction
So...you have drunk a gallon of elephant cum before, thereby having a basis for comparison?
I think we're missing the bigger question here.. Why were you covered in blood??!?
It wasn't elephant cum.
Knowing what elephant cum tastes like, you can make this comparison.
I only swallow elephant come when I know I have a monkey piss chaser!
Once you go elephant you never go back?
man cum doesn't cut anymore huh?
Doesn't matter had sex.
Let me know when you're ready for round 2
Love how the whole conversation just turns to Elephant Cum ;)
Hahah elephant cum!!!! Hahaha
retard
I second Kevin's comment.
Sounds like Dumbo had his way with you. Just be glad he stick his pinky in your ass. Elephant toes are huge!
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