Keep it for the next girl who can't find her own. Then when she gets home she can send in a text about how she got home wearing a different dress to the one she wore out and can't remember how...
do what I do with the walk of shame. take with you a piece of furniture. doesn't matter what. A chair or a lamp will do just fine. That way it's more like you just whored yourself. And hey. Free furniture.
she's a slut there is no such thing as the walk of shame for her. It's the walk of bragging rights. "Hey I slept with this one guy.. and he was so pathetic, he couldn't even hold his load." I heard right.
one of my work hookups left his fucking glasses at my house. i just walked over and handed them to him. i think i said something like "youre probably going to need these for the seeing"
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