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  He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."

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  Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.

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• tebow?

  Submitted by ltsmash on Jan 28, 12 at 3:14pm

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• No! Do not feed crazy!!

  Submitted by friedbunnies on Jan 29, 12 at 2:29pm

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• Any guy who says shit like that deserves a good fingering, not a handy.

  Submitted by deezknight on Jan 29, 12 at 1:55am

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• Don't drink his kool-aid.

  Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 28, 12 at 8:26pm

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  • …but DO drink his dick soup.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 28, 12 at 10:51pm

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• I believe "dick chowder" is more accurate...

  Submitted by WesPip on Jan 29, 12 at 1:33pm

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• You should tell him to use that prayer energy to image you while he beats off.

  Submitted by swallows on Jan 29, 12 at 2:08pm

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• Props to her

  Submitted by stikybriches on Jun 2, 13 at 3:17am

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