I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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Keep eating them frozen pizzas and you'll also crush the life outta som poor bastard who thought reverse cowgirl was a good idea.
If by life you mean the hope of ever finding love then yeah you are crushing the shit out of life
You are a fail.
Actually, stating that you have seen the episode of yes to the dress and skipping it to buy frozen pizza would suggest that you are in fact, NOT crushing life. And although I gather the sarcasm, I want to point out the lameness of said sarcasm.
you probably meant to say crushing the couch you watch tv and eat pizza on, just saying
Jesus just rub one out and go to sleep tomorrow can be better
Grab life by the balls, honey. Clean up and get your fuck on!
Please don't reproduce.
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