I thought american cell phones don't work while abroad-at least I've had at least 10 different friends go to different countries and they didn't work over there, they had to get a special phone, clearly by the area code itself, this was fake, the girl wasn't even in Italy.
Hmm, I think its funny how all of you refer to Robert Pattinson as if you are on a first name basis with him. I find it pretty safe to say that pretty much all of you are not.
@11:54
So YOU say. I'm sure he could, would, and has done better. You sound like a pretty trashy piece of ass.
The movie Twilight and the actor Rob Pattison both belong in the category of douche-sicles.
Kristen is the actress of the future so I say & 4 all you KJS haters this post had nothing to do with her soooo suck a d!ck, take one up the @ss and watch out for the bus shes riding on cuzz your ass is going to get ran the fck over.. jealous, envious hating bitchazzness is so uncouth get a life, love your conscience...
Seriously people? Who cares, no offense. Stop trash talking each and who cares if you think he's hot, but somebody else doesn't. \nIt's all opinions. \nAgain no offense
Bahaha this is awesome! Not just talking about the text, but rather the biased people because of thier liking/not liking the movie. Rob Pattinson = sexy, but seems rather dumb. Oh, and i've never actually seen twilight.
Ok, honestly, Rob is hot, We all know he is hot, if you're saying he is not, you must be jealous that he could put his penis into pretty much any girl he wanted and you cannot. Also, if you have ever seen or read an interview with him you would know that he is articulate, well read, and seemingly very smart.
Wow, this is really creepy. Is he hot? yes, but all of you psycho fans need to get a life. 3:48, he's "deep, kind, and passionate"? you're delusional. I really hope youre no older than 12 or society is in worse shape than i thought
@ 11:12: That's your preference. I prefer a guy who works outside, sees sunlight and gets dark NATURALLY. Who said anything about tanning? A healthy dose of vitamin d is necessary and keeps you from turning glow in the dark.
By disputing where the mtv movie awards are and arguing about twilight you are all ruining the awesomeness of this site. Stop it. Now go get drunk and/or high and send some stupid texts.
girls want him, guys are jealous, he has more money and fame than the majority of you will ever see in your entire life, so stop hating just because you can't be him, or with him. end of story.
hahaha, word to 1:50. you twilight fans are delusional. i don't hate twilight, its alright to me, but honestly,, you guys are getting possessive over someone you all dont even have a chance with? listening to you guys fight about it is hilarious though.
@3:48
Lol, do you really think he's reading this?? And as for "he's soo deep," how well do you think you know him based on whathe media puts out about him? Obviously they're going to make him seem smarter/better than he really is. And need i say "airbrushing and makeup"?
DUHHHHHHHHH wtf, you people need to find a hobby. First, the text is a law, and how would this be creepy, even if it WAS true, This is totally lame now
Anonymous said...
Wow, this is really creepy. Is he hot? yes, but all of you psycho fans need to get a life. 3:48, he's "deep, kind, and passionate"? you're delusional. I really hope youre no older than 12 or society is in worse shape than i thought
May 31, 2009 11:36PM
I like how these sick twi-fans are referring to him as a piece of property by using the word "MY"--no wonder he's freaked out by his fans, they're all psycho.
calm down all, this couldve been submitted when he was in italy shooting for new moon.
you have no idea how long it takes for texts to go through and get submitted
so does anyone know how long these things actually take to go through? bc my friend said she put one up but i dont see it.... just wondering! thanks!
oh and rob is attractive but he seems over rated and he is not a good actor at all. sorry.
hmmm... regardless of who you are talking about. Some of the best sex I have ever had has been with really dumb guys. It's sort like they only know how to do a 3 or 4 things well and fucking seems to be one of those things...
daammmnnn. there are a lot of insane twilight fans here, why are you freaking out? that movie was horrible and rob pattinson looks like a semi-attractive hobo on acid. the books are good though.
AHAHAHAH i just burst out laughing @ 9:00
this is ridiculous, you've never even met her and you don't even know what she's really like, so why so defensive?
i mean i skimmed through this and its all a joke
The text could have been sent while he was in Italy, but not submitted to the site until now.
Also, if you ever see him again, tell him to wash his hair. He looks like a hobo.
HAHAHAHA i read this a couple days ago and then decided to watch twilight today...needless to say, i thought of this text everytime he was on the screen and i couldn't stop laughing. love it.
1:28 it depends on your service. When I was in Italy I had to get a special plan but my american cell phone worked just fine.
and hahaha i loves how people always say they wanna marry and screw celebrities. good luck!
152 has got to be right...British dude's as high as a kite!! What's wrong with that cuz he's effing hot and can get more chicks than any guy posting on here. Haters!
They're not shooting him right now, him and Kristen Stewart, and the dude that plays Jacob are presenting the world premier of the New Moon trailer at the MTV movie awards, learn to read ahead. Geez.
he is very articulate in interviews. and since he is pretty much a porn star/masturbation fodder for girls i'm sure he knows where his dick goes. if not, i can show him
Uh, 11:50, sometimes those things have scripts, plus if you were ever on tv, wouldn'tt you want to sound smart? And I am a girl and I think Rob is ugly, and Kristen or whatever the fuck her name is is also ugly.
Half of you probably didn't read the book until after seeing the movie, I you even read the book. The movie ruined it.
wow you guys are hilarious. i can't believe you have gone through all this trouble to find a text to respond to and then all you guys end up doing is putting each other down.
i find it very amusing.
omg you are such a bitch. twilight is awesome and he is fucking SEXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYY!!!! fuck you slut. bet you look like a mountain troll. cunt slap to yo homies.
2:28 agreeeeed
how about we end this twilight war?
he has lovers and haters. its life, deal with it rather than sitting here and one saying i love him and one saying hes dumb and stupid.
Who even started this post fcking haters have nothing better to do than hate, so let them hate!! KAT said it best RP is deep, kind and passionate about shit but all you ass holes are gonna change his outlook on life.. Negative bitches!
if the text is worthy they are posted rather soon after they are sent. i know this bc i have had friends who sent theirs in and some got posted and also some texts i see in the morning talk about a show and or morvie that was on the night before.
i doubt anyone here actually knows him, and we can't judge someone's stupidity if we've never met him...all i can say is that he is attractive. to some. including myself. so stop freaking out about a silly text, that probably never even happened and was posted just to mess with you guys.
Everyone here that talked shit needs Prayer so i am gonna pray for you bitches!
You can join me with Heidi Montag she has shown me the way ,may you fall into the light with your damned asses..haha wtf...lifes to short peoples.. ps @11:36 her hobbies a ho sorry buisness is slow...
lolol this is the stupidest thread of my life
the person who sent this in probs only did so to start the epic twilight/rob pattiNson debate
you guys are absolutely ridiculous.
3:22, hate to break it to ya, but if you've got international service? It works outside the US. How else do you think I called my parents whne I was studying abroad?
3:22 that depends on the carrier/service. Maybe yours doesn't.
And dumb or not, he looks like a hobo and kristen Stewart is as average-looking a girl as you can find
i met him in london just before christmas.. he didnt seem all that dumb, drunk yes, dumb no..... and ps. perhaps this was submitted a few days ago but posted now?
Wow, why so hateful? BTW, I agree, maybe this was posted while he was still in Italy.
AND BY THE FUCKING WAY.
I liked Twilight.
Robert Pattinson has beautiful eyes and you're all dumb.
Reguardless of intellect I would definitely let him warm his penis in my vagina and I would quite enjoy it. Numerous times and probably film it and post it on YouTube. He could be clinically retarded and I'd do things some of you have only seen in movies and may think are gross. Yes, I'm that kind of girl.
i don't care where he is, what he's doing, or how stupid he is. I would be perfectly happy to direct his penis into me...multiple times if necessary.
.the end.
Ok first of all.
Robert pattinson is actually hot but that is just my opinion,
second of all, kristen Stewart looks like shes anorexic and she's a terrible actress. and where would this person ever meet Robert pattinson? He's probably still in the process of filming and surrounded constantly by fans and paparazzi.
he looks like a werewolf.
to save you the 10 hours on all the horrible movies ( because likee omg i wasted my time on the horribly written books) they threaten suicide dont die, wait to get married to shabang and have a vampire child, and dont worry theres more staring and glittery skin. you can thank me later.
if this was true, who sends texts to someone presumably back in the us while abroad? this is clearly not a message worth spending a small fortune on...
@6:11PM No I don't think he is reading this.. however my opnion is based on his music has nothing to do with media fck the media and fck whatcha heard, you dont like my opnion then fck that too..I dont want him, not trying to fck him.. actings one thing music is another, i know the difference between the two..btw the whole make up thing so true just check out Mariah in precious with no make up you wont even recognize her, ewwh..
uhm well he's pretty fucking succesfull for someone "so stupid". None of us actually know the guy so I don't understand why peopleo can't stop screaming for him to bite them or criticizing him. personally I saw him in two other movies besides Twilight- How to Be and Bad Mothers Handbook- and I thought he was hilarious in both. He seems like a decent guy to me, and definitely not stupid.
okay so today is july 11, 2009. i met Rob in Queens the other night at a bar surrounded by security and tons of people on cell phones. hes a nice guy and very funny...he isnt dumb and he is quite interesting when he isnt signing pictures of himself. but yeah. i dont know why so many people care. hes a normal guy, a nice one....and his hair seemed clean but then again i saw him under bar lights!
holy shit this is fucking hilarious. my friend sent it to me and im so glad. i still cant believe i read this.
personally i think rob is sexy as hell
i love his wild hair, i bet its fun to thread your hands into
never met him but thats and thats all i can say...
his IQ is 119!! so ha! hes not dumb at all!
hahah i was JOKING. my lawd. i'm bored. you sound more like a douche-sicle than this "rob pattison" person.
PS ITS PATTINSON. I KNOW. HE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT WHEN HE WAS IN ME COOTER.
COOTER COOTER COOOOOTER.
COOT COOT MC COOTERY COOT.
despite all your random rants of "he's amazing" or "he's lame", he is still rolling in money that most of us will never see in a lifetime so he must be doing something right.
grow up. people have been bashing twilight for years. move on and find something else to hate on. he's rich. you're not. get over it. he doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of his hair. duh.
Comments
You must be Logged in to post a comment