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  I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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• Why do rednecks like doing it doggie style? So both of them can watch NASCAR!

  Submitted by krazywhiterich on May 4, 11 at 8:05pm

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• I hope that by this you mean you finally realized that you should get as far away as possible from anyone who watches NASCAR!

  Submitted by Phys on May 4, 11 at 4:57pm

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• "He kept saying, 'your tongue has to go counter clockwise. '"

  Submitted by haliganbar on May 4, 11 at 5:58pm

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• I guess a blowjob would be the only way I could watch NASCAR

  Submitted by DRxZoidberg_md on May 4, 11 at 7:55pm

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• You see a future there? How's it feel to have daddy issues?

  Submitted by mynamedoesntfit on May 4, 11 at 2:49pm

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  • how's it feel to be a jackass then called out on it publicly? bahahaha

    Submitted by doodilia on Jul 10, 11 at 10:23pm

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• You are the best daughter ever.

  Submitted by callinglikeic on May 5, 11 at 2:31am

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• If this text said "She gave me head while I watched NASCAR" it would get all thumbs up

  Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on May 4, 11 at 9:33pm

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• Time to gtfo

  Submitted by Cressalys on May 4, 11 at 4:06pm

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• I'm sure neither had teeth. No worries.

  Submitted by squibkick on May 4, 11 at 7:49pm

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• whats wrong with that? now bring me a beer woman

  Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 4, 11 at 4:58pm

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• road head at two hundred miles an hour? sounds like a new hobby.

  Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 5, 11 at 1:35am

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• OP is a guy.

  Submitted by ImKeithStone on May 4, 11 at 2:56pm

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• You win the award for perfect girlfriend.

  Submitted by harbqll on May 4, 11 at 11:16pm

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• Realized blowing your brother and daddy fit right in with nascar?

  Submitted by Michguy on May 4, 11 at 8:48pm

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• Welcome to sc

  Submitted by goodolgirlsc on May 4, 11 at 4:05pm

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• Classic

  Submitted by evanc1 on May 4, 11 at 4:04pm

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• Yikes.

  Submitted by lynzers84 on May 4, 11 at 2:48pm

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• Ugh. My girl blows me while I watch formula one.

  Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 12, 11 at 4:23pm

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• South Carolina.

  Submitted by Authoress on May 4, 11 at 6:27pm

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• Im not a fan, but Isn't NASCAR the most watched sport in America? Just sayin. I know plenty of NASCAR fans that don't fall into the white trash, redneck stereotype.

  Submitted by jrenee03 on May 4, 11 at 10:37pm

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  • sport, lol

    Submitted by dopebeat on May 4, 11 at 11:43pm

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• Get out NOW!

  Submitted by BurningHobos on Aug 30, 11 at 10:32pm

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• I see nothing wrong with this. NASCAR's awesome, and its fans aren't all rednecks. Just the ones that live in South/North Carolina, where everyone talks like their mouths are full of dick anyways.

  Submitted by WolvenFlames on Jun 1, 11 at 2:12am

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• Run straight and fast but don't turn to the left or you will be right back...a NASCAR race is like a shitty blowjob, pointlessly long and boring

  Submitted by iCob on May 7, 11 at 12:48am

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• see now as long as you could see it too that would be perfect!

  Submitted by naughtybody21 on May 4, 11 at 11:04pm

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• As this is from my area code, my heart fills with happiness. Haha.

  Submitted by LTHam on May 4, 11 at 11:49pm

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• Lots of rich folks watch NASCAR have your seem some of the high-dollar RVs at the tracks around the country?

  Submitted by tracilynne40 on Aug 12, 13 at 8:43am

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