I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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somebody's gotta jump the grenade
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Hungry hungry hippos
I am a thick girl and no boy ever complained about this. Maybe u cant handle a woman. Maybe ur just a pussy.
I will catch a grenade for you. Way to save the party jumping that seabeast. Everybody got laid last night bc you smashed that hippo
If you tried to pull a hippo you'd know from your sore arms, not groin.
you have to do some stretches befor getting with big girs. its a work out
...says the elephant.
Down votes: 1337. Epicface.
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