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  • HAHAHA..it was soo random, I ran out of the bathroom and nearly wet my pants trying to retell the story....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Magical things happen in Penn Station. Best place to be in NYC on Sunday mornings anywhere between 3:00-4:00 AM.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:59pm
  • ya that happened to me once at Penn Station, but instead of a fork it was his fingers and instead of his bread it was his pubes... and he was naked, basically it was a homeless guy "showering" in the sink... ya... good night that was...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:13am
  • DAMMIT! 2:30 you totally took my comment. And for that, I love you. We have the same brain. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:34pm
  • all i want to know is if the bum found it rude that you were texting while peeing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:43pm
  • I think that text was a haiku...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:15pm
  • do you know what kind of snakes are in cornfields?! the kind with 2 heads!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:32am
  • "Actually... It's a dinglehopper, not a fork." great reference!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:34pm
  • He's texting while peeing? Why not just go for a picture message while you're at it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Actually... It's a dinglehopper, not a fork.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:30pm
  • that was pure genius 10:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:00am
  • I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!! How bout this- im going to work, this guy gets on the train and asks me- "hey, did you ever smoke crack in a cornfield? What about shooting dope in a cellar?" 8am. im going to work. Only in new york.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Haha, we love you, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:26am
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