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  He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.

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• Blow him, go home. Order pizza. Sorted.

  Submitted by hvltn on Nov 21, 10 at 3:41pm

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  • What if she IS home?

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 7:42pm

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• For fuck's sake firsty. It's YOU'RE. YOU ARE. Fired!

  Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 21, 10 at 7:07pm

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  • I told Firsty that you would F him.

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 7:45pm

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• Sounds like your in bed with Rick Scott.

  Submitted by FirstFirsty on Nov 21, 10 at 2:16pm

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  • You know what he's gonna do, Firsty.

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 2:42pm

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• suffer from premature ejaculation and an identity complex concerning his small penis?

  Submitted by steeldude on Nov 21, 10 at 2:58pm

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• So been there! Funny as hell!

  Submitted by LaLa1313 on Nov 22, 10 at 5:52pm

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