New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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How is that a "new" policy?
Cuz ima buy you a drank, woah oh!\nBut an exception to this rule is when she says "excuse me but i have to go give a blowjob to my boyfriend Magic Johnson"
No you buy her the bar!
Hell no. You take her to the nearest hotel you can find.
NO! you tell her you have a huge bar at home! and a jet!
Also applies with "lacy black lingerie."
Duckhunter.. I'm pretty sure that oral anal and vaginal aids are all the same. Thanks for playing
Girls don't give blowjobs...they give Hoover contest!!!
manupbeotch..... i think she would need a bigger drink just for the fact shes about to go get oral aids
Smashedface for the win!
No, you tell her you have a new toy for her. Then show her your huge dick.
TRUTH.
Blahhh
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