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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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I'm sure hoping this is a joke. Too bad knowledge doesn't spread quicker than STDs.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:19am

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Snooki????

Submitted by Crash_Underride on Feb 23, 10 at 5:46am

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Sounds like HE'S the smart one, hooker.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:19am

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what kind of person brags about this?

Submitted by missygabor on Feb 23, 10 at 6:37am

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Ew skank

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:06pm

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I would wager that any random third world prostitute would test cleaner than this chick.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:14am

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Ok contrary to popular belief, not all Jersey girls are skanks, however chicks like this don't help the stereotype.....

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:40am

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6:10. Hallelujah! Thank you! I have now seen the light!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:29am

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This totally not ok!! Ugh this is also why stds are so common... Thank you.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:33am

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Okay I get it's not the 50's but 12 is alot and no condoms is worse. Congrats you're officially dirty

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:24pm

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Raw dog ftw

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:39pm

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You stay classy.

Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 23, 10 at 4:07am

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- San Diego.
  
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New Jersey :(

Submitted by flamingredmane on Feb 23, 10 at 2:50pm

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Nice

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:05am

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Hoe

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:16pm

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Sis?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:07am

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I didn't realize TFLN was filled with so many prudes. The condom thing is an issue, 12 people is not.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:02pm

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ew that's just gross. you are repulsive and I don't understand why anyone would want to brag about that. go get yourself checked out

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:55am

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Good whore start. Keep it up ho!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:08am

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Boo. You whore

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:15am

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A wise man doesn't fall in the same ditch twice. You seemed to have fallen in it 11 times.

Submitted by _Emerica_ on Feb 23, 10 at 11:57am

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you're an idiot, and you would be from jersey. fuck.

Submitted by linzbot on Feb 23, 10 at 9:24am

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- haha, I was just going to say the exact same thing.....
  
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There is to many bad things out there you have to be safe !!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:33am

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LOL from this text, what makes you assume it's a girl? "partner" seems like a term the homos would use. But atleast they are learning.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:37am

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Lauren s. Or Ashley g.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:46am

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- lmfaoo.
  
  Submitted by crazychikaa on Feb 25, 10 at 3:27pm
  
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She's gonna be wondering how she got pregnant/stds, what a dumb slut

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:30am

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Whoreee

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:26am

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Okay, (1) use protection, (2) quit being a whore. 12? Seriously? What kind of worthless slut are you?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:50am

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Why have 80% of the texts lately been from girls talking about sex

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:28am

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STD

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:59pm

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Haha it's so cool and funny to talk about being a fucking slut as well as a dumbass!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:30am

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GOD I HATE YOU PEOPLE!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:11am

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The word here isn't "slut", it's "idiot".

Submitted by jltc on Apr 18, 12 at 11:46am

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Now you know how much they suck. For the people saying they are a whore for sleeping with 12 people, get over it. It's not 1950. Though yes condoms should have been used more.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:08pm

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12 isnt that many...

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:25am

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stay classy, guidette.

Submitted by calmxpanicked17 on Feb 26, 10 at 6:33pm

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I hope you have a fat baby ..

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:18am

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5:50, if married people fuck you they're probably fucking other people too. Making it no less risky, moron.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:10am

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it's shit like this that really makes me proud to be from north jersey. really.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:09pm

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That's why this world is so fucked up, little skamky bitches. True Life: I have AIDS.. Teen Mom.. I hope you get herpes, whore!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:50pm

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Why brag about being a giant slut with STDs?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:02am

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I doubt it.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:35am

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As long as all the people you're fucking are married, you should be okay. That's MY rule anyway;)

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:50am

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Wow. slut much?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:01am

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Use condoms, seriously, there are enough ugly people in the world.

Submitted by ethan on Feb 24, 10 at 9:10pm

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That's not even funny! Ugh

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:03pm

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Whoooooore bag!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:12pm

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Just another candidate for the new season of teen mom

Submitted by kufan123 on Jan 20, 11 at 12:40am

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5:20, you're an idiot too. Evidently a common idiot by your own account.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:58am

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Cunt nugget...

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:40pm

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Yea! STDs are fun!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:12am

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See that's not "cool". I'm no prude. At all. But seriously, I know way too many man whores and chick whores. Do something with purpose in your life. A lot of people waste their 20s, when they could be doing something meaningful.. Whatever.

Submitted by CassyLovesYou on Mar 14, 10 at 7:03pm

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Yay!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:17am

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I bet you have more cum then blood and water in you.

Submitted by OhSoAle on Feb 23, 10 at 5:49pm

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This is not that uncommon I've had 23 partners and only 8 or 9 of them used a condom

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:20am

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- Cause your a um dumpster!
  
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More people should be like this. It makes the world fun.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:38am

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U prob have aids hoes

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:34pm

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Eeewwww

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:14pm

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You're an idiot, and it's not funny

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:22am

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I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 973

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:36am

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Way to go whore

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