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  So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.

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• In america, we think people that try to be funny by making soviet Russia jokes are Fucking morons.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:23pm

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• If a hot girl is willing to suck your dick until you cum, who the fuck cares whether she spits or swallows?????????????????

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:19pm

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  • Who said she was hot? She might have something to compensate for.

    Submitted by SooooAnonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:50pm

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• I swallow everytime, god my bfs lucky

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:52am

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• White girls are so awesome!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:18pm

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• Gotta love Maryland girls!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:06pm

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• [Insert joke about the euphemism of steak and his dick in your mouth here]

  Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 19, 10 at 2:41pm

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  • I'm pretty sure the joke is legally obliged to use the phrase "tube steak".

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 20, 10 at 1:00am

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• I'm with 2:19 on this one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:31pm

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• ME TOO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:32pm

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• Hahahaha!! Me too!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:12pm

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• Better swallow it and ask for more. Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:11pm

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• U did!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:06pm

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• 12:35 made no sense..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 11:57pm

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• I'm a girl and I think tht if it's gonna b in ur mouth then u might as well swallow. I don't understand why ppl find it so hard to do

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:59am

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  • Amen, sister. I think swallowing is weird anyway, plus it makes an unnecessary mess, whereas swallowing is much tidier and more polite.

    Submitted by LetItBe on Feb 22, 10 at 12:35am

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• You can swallow the cum, but not the steak. No one wants head from a heffer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:33pm

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• Steak?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:25pm

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• A steak for swallowing? Haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:18pm

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• better late than never I suppose

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:43pm

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• What's the point in sucking a dick without swallowing his cum? It's like receiving a present and throwing it away by spitting it out. It's rude. And it shows total lack of regard for other people's feelings. You'd have to be straight up insane not to swallow semen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:21am

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• In soviet Russia girls required to swallow or no valentines day at all

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:19pm

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• In soviet Russia the man goo you swallowed would have been your dinner. No steak for you !

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:50pm

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• Obviously that "steak" is tube steak, and she felt by swallowing at the end was her way of earning what she just received.

  Submitted by valekseye on Jul 19, 11 at 9:59am

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• Oh you did sweetheart, you really did.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:15pm

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• Atta girl!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:40pm

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• Yeah you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:19pm

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• Why does she feel like she deserves a reward for doing something she is supposed to do? That's like a man wanting a reward for taking out the trash. BTW, when she says "steak", does she mean dick?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:12pm

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• In Soviet Russia, we created Soviet Russia jokes to piss off Americans who use this site. So far, it's working like your mom on a homeless mans cock!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:57pm

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