She's the cunt who thought she was God, but that's OK, I don't give a shit. As long as she sucks me off when I tell her. 'Cause she's my zombie. I captured that mother fucker, and she's my cassette. I want that cocksucker to send me at least fifty thousand fuckin' dollars. If she can't do it, I'll try ten. If she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it.
I love it!!! Sounds like something I would do!! And for those of you haters that don't find this funny, why do you even look at TFLN?? You all must be very boring people.
1:39 is right. At least she's prepared, instead of getting pregnant. Get over yourselves.
Plan B isn't abortion. it takes three days before the sperm gets to the egg. plan B stops the sperm, there is no conception.
What a well planned vacation WHORE. I'll bet you remembered a bathing suit, sunsreen, NO CONDOMS, but you remembered to pack Plan B. Way to go classy degenerate.
"Plan B isn't abortion. it takes three days before the sperm gets to the egg. plan B stops the sperm, there is no conception."
That's not what it does at all. It stops you from ovulating, and as a secondary effect, may make it difficult for a fertilised egg to implant itself in the uterus.
Am i the only fucking person who actually learns what contraceptives actually do? cause it seems like it sometimes.
thanks TFLN for letting stupid whores' texts get through.
works everytime.
I'm definitely gonna post a fake, and see if they accept it. since they for some reason never post any of the glorious texts I submit.
trickass bustahs.
fake, i bet she's a fat whore who is bragging but couldnt manage a conquest even wasted in a vacation spot
people who send texts like this are not the people doing it. Because people really engaging in this sort of activity repeatedly don't brag about it, they lie to hide it
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