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  I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.

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• I dint care who you are, that's funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:36am

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• I love tan oiled beach vollyball men who eye duck each other. SNAP!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:19am

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• wow. poor guy must have had one hell of a MUFF to deal with, but that quote is awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:22pm

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• goose wasnt a wingman tool.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:40am

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• ...has she lost that loving feeling?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:02pm

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• hysterical text. love it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:59pm

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• 9:51, did you just call Top Gun a chick flick? Have you even seen it?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:08am

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• 5:51 He was a good actor? Since when? And Top Gun has to be one of the best worst movies of all time--Right up there with Plan 9 from Outer Space, Howard the Duck, and DC Cab.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:05am

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• Charles Rutherford says you should play Iceman then fuck goose and die.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:07am

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:37pm

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• Remember when Tom Cruise was a good actor instead of a cultist freak?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:51pm

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• Top Gun made Man love acceptable. . . . No homo!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:27pm

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• 9:40 lmao my exact thoughts

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:00am

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• If you are living out some 20 year-old chic flick, you might as well end it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:51am

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• Yeesh, nothing worse than having to take one for the team & entertain the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend).

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:55pm

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• Whoops, maybeI was thinking "Officer and A Gentleman". Or possibly it was "G.I.Jane". No, "Top Gun" was the one I can't make it past the guys singing harmony in a bar to get laid.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:54am

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• Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full

  Submitted by jraydayrah on Apr 19, 10 at 10:57pm

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• Top Gun is the OG of bromance movies

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:13pm

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• oh damnit!!! i am seriously halfway through the movie when i read this and now the ending is ruined!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:49am

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  • well thats your fault for two reasons\n1-you havent seen Top Gun already\n2-you are not focusing on the movie

    Submitted by buck06 on Sep 26, 11 at 8:19pm

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• Oh I get it! He's supporting his buddy in picking up women and made a Top Gun reference because he is not haveing a good time! -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:26am

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• You can be my wingman anytime Maverick!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:27pm

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• AWESOME!!! Top Gun one of the best movies ever!!! ~Random Dude

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:39am

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• Yes. Yes, she has lost it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:15pm

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• way to go martin county

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:37am

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• Why do somany people find this not funny? Do they not understand the reference?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:53am

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