i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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