After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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