A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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