On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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