It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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