I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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well it doesn't want a cracker...
Well it's not gonna suck itself
And that's called a dead parrot...
It's not dead, it's resting.
It's pining for the fjords.
hearing this in the most British of accents lol
He should have slapped you with it, maybe then you would of understood...
Take the hint Bitch!
Polly wants some poon-tang
Not sure why this actually made me giggle. Perhaps the use of "perched."
Casually, at that. lol
The old plucked parrot..
I think Demonic is calling the penis a racist.
More of a big ol turkey neck, just sitting there
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