i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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