First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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