He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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