I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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