Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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