At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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