Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
