He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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