he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
