I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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