There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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