there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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