i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
im on a boat
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