Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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