Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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