People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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