don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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