Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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