I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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