So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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