Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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