She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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