His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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