He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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