I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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