awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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